[Private to Marron-san]

MARRON-SAN! I DID IT! Hah! Didn't I tell you I wouldn't lose?! A cute girl for each of us though, I guess I was lucky to get a blonde, yeah?. No need to thank me, yeah? It was no problem at all - we're popular guys, you know.

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Marron-san, meet Mako-chan! You better treat her nicely, yeah? She's pretty and strong and cute and just the kind of girl who's gonna make you not end up like lonely, weird old man.

And me? Na, I got the prettiest girl out there besides Odango... Odango, I- Tch. No time for stupid thoughts, Seiya - Kara-chan. Don't worry - you won't regret taking me up on my offer~




Oi, and don't think about the plans for the date - Seiya Kou has it all under control, yosh?

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YO, PAY ATTENTION, GIRLS OF THE CITY!

Like everything else that's professional, things like these demand an audition. And since I'm an idol and a pro, dating isn't just a random sport, yeah?

So, I need two girls. One for me and one for Marron-san. We're talking a romantic double date, with dinner and dancing and all that kind of stuff cool guys do with their special dates, you know. On the honour of Seiya Kou, I guarantee that it'll be fun and that we're not perverts. We're just cool, handsome men looking for fittingly cute girls to keep us company.

But since we're both picky and have class, just taking anyone out won't do for our image, right? That's why everyone who's interested should give me a description of themselves or something like that so I can find the perfect match.

Na na na, I promise, you won't regret it.

♥ Seiya Kou



Oi, just remember that since I'll get a lot of responses, I'll have to turn some of you down, yosh? No hard feelings - I don't like making cute, pretty girls cry, yeah~?




[ooc: Ready, set, go - GET HIM GIRLS! Or rather, throw rocks at him and force him to go on a date with Lestat when he loses this bet, because he obviously will unless some of you cute City girls take pity on him XD]

Yo, this new offering thing is kind of stupid. I mean, cool guys like me don't have enemies, yeah? Why make up a challenge popular people can't get around to do... after all, it's not my fault that everybody likes me. It's just the way it is; being an idol and all - and if you're a professional like me you get used to it. I'm a pro, I know how to behave around others, it's just how it is. Pfft, all part of the job.

Tch, I should offer lessons or something, huh? "Seiya Kou's Ten-Step-Guide How to be a People-Person" or something...

Fine, fine... if there's someone out there who doesn't like me... Got sugar? We could use it in a cake or something, right, Mako-chan? Just... not strawberry shortcake, yosh?

...

Na na na, City - anyone out there who knows how to train a dog? The one I've got isn't very gentleman-ish at all and it's gonna spoil my image if I have a dog that doesn't behave as well-mannered as its owner, you know.

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Oi oi, reminds me... Marron-san! We should go on a date. I guarantee it'll be fun~!


[ooc: No, he didn't quite think his wording through with that last one. And this is Seiya, trying not to drown (or get more drunk) in his sorrow. Misery loves company.]

HAH, AS IF A 100 BOTTELS IS ANYTHING! 12 DOWN, 80... 80... 82? 86? Na na na, nevremind~ LEFT! NO ONE CAN SAY SEIYA KOU ISN'T A PPRO!!

OI! Megumi-san! Thanks for letting Vvio-chan search with me, yeah? We had tons of fun! Though, we didnt' find Odango, she's really really gone, you know. Back home. They better be taking gooooood care of her, or I'll punish them in the name of... the stars, yeah.

Hmph, now ten more beerrs befrore going to sleep and... this is soooo easy~ Deities, be more professoinal about your decrees or whatevr next time, yeah? Just a good advice from yur fliendly neighbor popstar, yossh?

Someone gonna join me, huh? She's gotta be pretty, though, so u just stayy away, Haruka-chan~




[ooc: HE'S MISERABLE. AND NOT USED TO DRINKING. Seiya's trying to deal with his very own Odango being gone, so he's taken the Deities up on their little game. 100 beers to drown his sorrows in. Join him? Poke him? Expect many more typos and misspelled words - he's really very drunk, you see.]

[ a crash as Fighter trips over her own two feet, a bark from Lucky, the dog - obviously just having a jolly good time - and it runs off with Fighter's boot. bye bye leather boot. hello, long naked Fighter leg. ]

OI! GET BACK HERE! GET BACK-

[ she stops, trying to catch her breath, noticing that her communicator is on. with an exasperated sigh, she holds it up so the City has a full view of her less-than-pleased face. ]

Na, if anybody sees a dog running around with a high-heeled boot, I'd like it back, yosh?


[ooc: Those who don't already know that Seiya is Fighter won't be able to tell - those who already know, go ahead and spoil her/him. Also, don't question how she can deal with being clad in nothing but a leather bikini in the middle of winter - it's all due to magic senshi powers of some sort. Action if anybody happens to be in Xanadu, video/voice for everybody else.]

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Christmas is getting closer, yeah? That means presents, you know. Just so nobody buys me something I don't need, I've made a list.

Na na na, Odango - you better take a look at this. I'm not sure you can be trusted to find good stuff on your own. But don't worry, I know just what to get you...

Yosh, here we go, I guess.

Seiya wants:

Less zombies.
No more cases of "too friendly Haruka".
Odango under a mistletoe.
A leather jacket (red suits me best, but I look good in anything).
Someone who can actually beat me in basketball (I know, I know - impossible, you're thinking, but they say "seek and you shall find", yeah?).
One of Mako-chan's cakes.
Fans. Hmph, as if I didn't get enough of them back then... though, if they're cute- na na na, Tokyo had more class, didn't it?
A poster (my room needs a more personal touch, after all. Just as long as I'm stuck here).

Oh, yeah. And a dog. A cool, manly dog to keep the cat company. Na na na, that's a great idea, why didn't I think of that before... He'd like that, yeah, Odango? A handsome dog. They'd be the perfect match.



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Oi, what about some Christmas songs for the music festival? "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" - I'd be great for spreading holiday cheer. What do you think? I could do some of the classics... you should join me, Megumi-san! It'd be fun, na?

You need to relax more. Don't work yourself too hard, yosh?

[/Filter]



... I need inspiration, City. Favourite Christmas songs. Tell and I might just dedicate it to you at the music festival. That's like Santa's helper or something.

No one can say Seiya Kou isn't a nice guy.


[ooc: ashjsahjfskd - getting back to Poly took longer than I thought. But here I am and Seiya's ready for some action. Have at him, City. Strikes not there.]

...

Tch, I guess I didn't miss my fans as much as I thought.

Oi! Now this kind of curse has class, you know. It's almost like being back in Tokyo. Na na na, even though Three Lights concerts attracted bigger crowds than this, of course...

Yosh, Seiya Kou is used to interviews and curious fans, yeah? I'm a pro, after all - there's nothing you can throw at me that I can't handle.



[ooc: 4th wall curse ftw! Fake confidence is not actually fake until the moment people start knowing stuff they're not supposed to know. ANYTHING GOES!]

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[Filtered to Senshi Household | Unhackable]

Yo, I know I'm interesting and pleasurable company, but suddenly showing up like this - everybody at once... not even my fans back in Tokyo were that bad. Well, Odango did have a tendency of showing up in the weirdest of places, and never at the right time - we got to work on that, Odango...

Well, let's all work together, yosh? Different points in time or whatever, I guess we've still got Odango... things in common... some of us at least.


... yeah, and sorry about the ruckus the other day.

Na na na, I think I hmph, and Haruka-san too, I guess was lucky Mako-chan's people skills are so great. Yeah, Mako-chan?

[/Senshi Household Filter]




Oi, so it's that kind of day today, huh? Everybody admitting stuff about themselves... Tch, I bet half of it isn't true anyway. ... na na na, I kind of hope it isn't...

Yosh, I guess I better make one as well then, yeah?


In my heart there's always one lady and one lady only.


At least here it won't make the headlines, huh?



( Private to Megumi )




( ooc notes )

[ have Seiya, standing in the back of the garden behind the fancy Senshi beach house, turning restlessly from side to side as if trying to keep an eye on two invisible enemies. one might notice how her eyes are a little wild and unfocused - she's not really herself. ]

Princess? PRINCESS! NO, I-

[ two steps forward, one step back - something is keeping her from doing whatever it is she believes she has to do. ]

I don't have the power to- I can't protect her like this...

DON'T TOUCH HER! Princess!!

[ a determined look and Seiya reaches into her pocket. ]

FIGH-

[ she moves forward, stepping on the communicator in the process. transmission is cut off. ]




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Yosh, lullabies! Who knows any? ... and they better be good, because I'm not going to sing anything that sounds stupid. I'd like to uphold my professional image, you know.

Though, of course, when I'm singing it - anything will sound great, yeah?



Please, Princess. Have faith in me. I will find you.



[ooc: Yep. Stupid nightmares. Making Seiya doubt herself. Strikes unhackable.]

Oi, Haruka-san, let's get something straight, yeah? We're nothing alike!



I'm cooler.

I'm better-looking.

I'm... more charming and stuff like that.



I'm an IDOL!



So, let's make a deal. I don't tell if you don't tell. Yosh?



[Private to Usagi]

Na, feeling better?

Apple pie and Seiya Kou make for the best medicine out there, you know...

[/private]



[ooc: The log isn't quite done yet, but since Seiya did tell Haruka her "dirty, little secret" and discussed Usagi in more detail, she really doesn't want anything to get out - plus, THEY'RE NOT ALIKE. AT ALL. Feel free to point out that s/he's neither cool, better-looking, charming or anything like that.]

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Yosh, I guess it was just the right time to get that house, after all, yeah? We're gonna be a whole lot from our world before long, huh...

Oi, Mako-chan, I hope you're gonna settle in alright - or else Odango's going to be mad at me and you don't want to bear responsibility for that, do you?


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Na na na, reminds me... Haruka-san, that date we never went on - wanna give it another go? I think it could be fun. I mean, think about it - two cool women people hanging out together. We'd make a great pair.



[ooc: Yeah, she's cursed. Sooo cursed. Aaaand, Makoto-mun... I hope it's alright if I assume Makoto actually got to the house, at least overnight, if not for good. It's big enough for all of them and it's a Senshi house for a reason. XD Just tell me if it isn't, and I'll edit here and there.]

[ the sound of bare feet padding across the floor as Seiya moves across the hallway to the bathroom, the click as the door falls shut, followed by the sound of water being turned on and other bathroom morning noises, drowned out as Seiya starts singing in a hoarse voice ]

Kimi no aisuru hito no
Kawari ni wa narenai kere-

[ a very sudden, ringing silence, then a crash as Seiya stumbles back into the wall and a rain of loud bangs as stuff tumbles from the shelves and onto the floor, mixed with a high-pitched yell ]

UUAARRGH! Wh- NO!

[ people who know Seiya might be able to tell that the voice is different; lighter, higher - even as the yell turns into an unbelieving whisper ]

This... This gotta be...

[ and the connection is cut off ]


EDIT:

[Filtered to Deities | Unhackable]

OI! WHAT DID YOU DO?! This was not a part of the deal... I-

I didn't agree to this!!

[/Filter]


[ooc: So, seeing that it was Fighter's powers that made it possible for Seiya to uphold a male disguise and now that Fighter's given up on her powers for a month to get a shiny new house for the Senshi... girl!Seiya has entered the building. Seiya isn't very happy about it and over the coming week she'll have to figure out ways to keep her real gender a secret, but unless she chooses to tell, people who talk to her shouldn't be able to figure out the truth - even though they are more than welcome to notice her sudden change of voice and stuff like that. Fun tiems ahoy! Much spluttering too... Action log for Youko and Usagi if they so want.]

People dancing and people biting, licking and eating off each other? Tch, taken straight out of some erotic movie or something, yeah? Na na na - next time, just curse people who are into that kind of stuff. It's easier that way. On the other hand, those people are doing it anyw- eh... never mind...

Nah, I guess I shouldn't complain. I wasn't cursed, after all. I'd probably have tasted great, though; being a nice, cool guy and all. Better than sweets. Buuut~ dancing should be done of your own free will. That's the only way to make it really special, you know? To give it your everything...

[Filtered away from Usagi]

Oi, does anyone know a place where I could buy a kitten? Odango's Halloween costume gave me an idea... Tch, I'm getting all sentimental, huh?

[/Filter]

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